Monologue (Gangster) Elf

There is something I need to tell you but I don't know how to say it.

Yo, I got gangster rhymes because I'm a gangster straight,
I think of 20 inch rims when I like to hate,
There is no time to waste,
because the Lepricons I date, have the particular taste.
(pause)
The taste of my goodies.

Yeah I'm a gangster elf and I'm so mad,
I make my toys break because I am so bad.

I have had troubles with the law,
So when I saw the Rice Krispie Boys and shot them all.
SNAP CRAKLE AND POP

They think I am a good elf because I role with Santa Claus,
but when I'm out of the Shop I am breaking all of the laws.

They call me Santa's LIttle Helper but I don't word for anybody,
Me and my elf buddies snort Silly Puddy.

Because Im a gangster elf
GRRRRRRR
North Side yeah

Je Suis qui Je Suis

Tam HIgh Hawks

Bonjour C’est moi Andrew
Hier soir Les Tam High Hawks ont perdu le match du football contre Sir Francis Drake High School 1-2. Les spectateurs de Tam ont crie, mais John de Sir Francis Drake a envoyé le ballon dans le but. 5 minutes plus tard, John de Drake a marqué un but encore une fois, mais avec deux minutes Les Hawks ont marqué un but.
C’est Andrew NBC 11

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